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In Soviet Russia... by RainbowJerk In Soviet Russia... by RainbowJerk
Ahh, Russian reversals. Such a great joke, and they can apply even to most nonsensical of things!

And hey, I made it desktop sized for whosoever feels like they want it! I'm so great!

Also, any improvement suggestions are appreciated.

Oh Yakov Smirnoff, what a comedian!
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:iconongaku-wo-iku:
ongaku-wo-iku Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no, the law breaks you in america too~
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:iconminedroid:
MineDroid Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lol, i actually started to read in russian :D
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:iconeinerisu:
einerisu Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
best Soviet Russia joke ever!
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:iconkokobutter:
Kokobutter Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
In Soviet Russia, you don't make joke about Soviet Russia, SOVIET RUSSIA MAKES JOKE ABOUT YOU!
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:iconimdabatman:
ImdaBatman Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It never gets old.
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:iconnamezong:
namezong Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2014
The more I wach youtube about new law enforcement practices in US, the more it looks the other way around.
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:iconvladimirseyer:
VladimirSeyer Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2013
Tru Story,since they are Communist,Most if Stalin was the Ruler of Russia.
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:icongiromcalica:
GiromCalica Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
It makes sense in reality.
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:iconraphael7:
Raphael7 Featured By Owner May 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
lol so true XD
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:iconblackoutrogue:
Blackoutrogue Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2013
Man,it's one of the creepy moments when "in Soviet Russia..." stuff is true...
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:iconturbocompresor:
turbocompresor Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013
most of the "in Soviet Russia..." stuff is true ...
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:iconblackoutrogue:
Blackoutrogue Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
nah, i live in Russia and it's mostly a stereotype like all the vodka and bears thing. It's just the exaggeration about the difference between the USSR and the rest of the world. But this thing really is accurate, because russian cops could legally use violence against everyone, who was in their way. Now there's a law that forbides that unless it's a life threatening situation or if it was ordered by the authorities, but some of them still do this.
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:iconturbocompresor:
turbocompresor Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013
мои друг , это нормальный что Россия была и есть первый
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What is "э" and "ы"?
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:iconturbocompresor:
turbocompresor Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
They are letters,search russian alfabet
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I only know of А а, Б б, В в, Г г, Д д, Е е, Ж ж, З з, И и, Й й, К к, Л л, М м, Н н, О о, П п, Р р, С с, Т т, У у, Ф ф, Х х, Ц ц, Ч ч, Ш ш, Щ щ, Ъ ъ, Ь ь, Ю ю and Я я
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:iconturbocompresor:
turbocompresor Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
If i remember good,Ъ is more used in bulgarian, ы like in выход,дым,etc in my language it is î ,in your language it does not exist so i can not explain it to you.
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:iconmursepoetry:
MursePoetry Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
SAD part it is all completely TRUE
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:icontacomaster233:
Tacomaster233 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012
Spelling some English letters backwards and changing w to Russian sh is not Russian it just makes hard to read, but still cool.
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:iconglide08:
Glide08 Featured By Owner Edited Jun 12, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
The letter the creator changed the W into is Щ (SHT). (щъ, IPA for name /ʃtɤ/ or /ʃtɐ/, IPA For letter /ʃt/)
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:iconturbocompresor:
turbocompresor Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2013
it's actually shch товарищ :)
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:icontacomaster233:
Tacomaster233 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
Ok.
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:iconalmostinsane999:
almostinsane999 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2012
Love it.
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:iconjart988:
JarT988 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2012  Student General Artist
That's right, in October 2012, the russian police killed 49 terrorists in North Caucasus. Migthy Russia, your police do a good job...well, I hope
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:icontheflunkster:
theflunkster Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2012  Student Digital Artist
In someplace I know, you bribe policemen.
In the place where I live, policemen bribe YOU!
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:iconshadeedyfan247:
Shadeedyfan247 Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
lol
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:iconeddyvance:
EddyVance Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2012
Cause this is more or less true.
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:iconiamalocustdrone935:
Iamalocustdrone935 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2012
Our soviet reversals, good days...good days indeed
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:iconbeatlemaniac420:
beatlemaniac420 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Heh...XD
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:iconzachthefloatzel:
ZachtheFloatzel Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2012  Professional Writer
In america you sit on couch in soviet Russia couch sit on you!
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:iconjessilynallendilla:
JessilynAllenDilla Featured By Owner May 19, 2012  Student General Artist
ha ha ha so true...sadly
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:icondevilturnip360:
devilturnip360 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Interface Designer
ironicly this is actualy true
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:iconmysweetvi66:
mysweetVI66 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
russian police...


stern......stern but fair... XD
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:icontheshadow22:
TheShadow22 Featured By Owner Oct 31, 2011
This is an amazing stickfigure pic. and i was wondering if you would be obliged as to contribute your art towards my group, which is the StickFigureFanatics, and it would be most appriciated, because it would be a great start to the group.
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:iconmricarus:
mricarus Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2011
TV Tropes sent me. LOL.
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:iconsnappedwires:
SnappedWires Featured By Owner Apr 22, 2014
In Soviet Russia, TV Tropes becomes addicted to YOU :D
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:iconmricarus:
mricarus Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
In Soviet Russia, TV Tropes still ruins your life...and your vocabulary...
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:iconsnappedwires:
SnappedWires Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014
TV Tropes's life-and-vocabulary ruining power spans all countries.
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:iconmricarus:
mricarus Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
Indeed. :icontealcplz:
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:iconluigifan18:
Luigifan18 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
Me too.
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:iconmricarus:
mricarus Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2012
LOL
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:iconsilverknox:
SilverKnox Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011
In america, you pay prostitute
In Soviet Russia, prostitute pays You!!!

...

f*ck this i'm going to Russia now
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:iconmister-wolf:
Mister-Wolf Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
In soviet russia... Yakov Smirnoff is still funny. \=)
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:iconthechris9000:
TheChris9000 Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
LOL, I love these jokes!

In Germany, you heil Hitler.

But in Soviet Russia, Hitler heil YOU!

LOL, sorry if I offended anybody (unless you're a nazi, in which case, it was MEANT to offend you).
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:iconanimeman10:
Animeman10 Featured By Owner May 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL!!!
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:iconomkr01:
omkr01 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011
iN SovieT RusSIA icream likcs you!!
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The most atrocious example of crime is when the people who are supposed to prevent it become criminals themselves.
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:iconshadowofwolf200:
ShadowofWolf200 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
HHEEE HEEE HEE so cool!!! ><
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:iconwhippetwild:
WhippetWild Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this one is actually true. I have seen no real reason for attack and the russian [or polish] police attack the citizen
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:icondark-ketzerisch:
Dark-Ketzerisch Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
Featured on TV Tropes! =D
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